A man escapes from prison were he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house looking for some money and weapons; instead he finds
a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her and kisses
her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there
the husband tells his wife, "Listen honey, this guy's an escaped
convict. Look at his clothes. He's probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... just do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong
honey, I love you." His wife said, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear that he's gay, thought you were cute, and asked if
we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey,
I love you too."

lol

Funny

lol