A young sailor is about to board his ship when he sees a very pretty girl trying to hide. He tells her not to be
scared and asks her why she is trying to hide. She tells him that she is trying to stowaway and get to America. The sailor immediately offers to help her by hiding her in his cabin but in exchange she must let him make love to her at least once a day until they reach America. To this she readily agrees and he smuggles her on board and down to his cabin. He promises to smuggle her ashore the minute the ship reaches America.

Three weeks pass and the ship has still not reached America and the girl is very bored so she decides to risk it and go on deck. When she reaches the deck she sees that the ship is tied to the dock. At that moment another sailor walks past her and she asks him " Is this America ?" The sailor chuckles and replies, "No sweetheart. You won't get to America on this boat, this is the Woolwich Ferry."

Looks like some young men can think fast too.
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