A young Lady comes home to Ireland to celebrate the New year.

She hasn't seen her family for 12 months and her Father is not happy.

''Where have you been, no letter or phone call, nothing, and we've been worried sick, why didn't you at least call', the father say's.

''Sorry dad, but I was busy, I've become a prostitute''

Father going crazy tells her to get out and never return.

''ok dad, I had only come back to give my mum the keys to a 10 room mansion, this beautiful fur coat and this cheque for 4 million. I've got a gold Rolex for my brother and that new Mercedes limited edition on the drive was for you, but it's ok, I'll leave''

The father thinks and asks 'what was it you said you had become''

''a prostitute dad''

''oh in the name of Jesus'' he say's ''I thought you said a protestant, now come here and give your old man a hug''

My Old Irish Dad would love this one.

Luvvit!!.......oh how wonderful humour is.

Good one, Joe!

Whoa!! Lol.

Nice one
I think she married "Hugh Hefner"