Morning Wood*
>>
>> Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his
>> wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though,
and
>> she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
>>
>> Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his
little
>> boy into the room and asked him to 'Take this note to your beautiful
> Mommy'.
>>
>> The note read:
>>
>> The Tent Pole Is Up,
>> The Canvas Is Spread,
>> Hell With Breakfast,
>> Come Back To Bed.
>>
>> Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take
this
>> to your silly Daddy.'
>>
>> The note read:
>>
>> Take The Tent Pole Down,
>> Put The Canvas Away,
>> The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
>> No Circus Today.
>>
>> Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his
>> son to 'Take it back to the Lady in the kitchen.'
>>
>> The note read:
>>
>> The Tent Pole's Still Up,
>> And The Canvas Still Spread,
>> So Drop What You're Doing,
>> And Come Give Me Some Head.
>>
>> Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this
to
>> the poor dude upstairs.'
>>
>> The note read:
>>
>> I'm Sure That Your Pole
>> Is the Best In The Land.
>> But I'm Busy Right Now,
>> So Do It By Hand!