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Topic: Suspected burglar dies in chimney after resident
alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Mon 11/30/15 10:15 AM
Suspected burglar dies in chimney after resident lights fire Auhorities say a suspected burglar who became stuck in the chimney of a Central California home died on Saturday after the homeowner unknowingly lit a Fire in the chimney. The owner heard screams, put out the fire and called police. http://www.mail.com/news/world/3986958-suspected-burglar-dies-chimney-resident-lights-fire.html#.23140-stage-hero1-1 Well, on a positive note, he did save the cost of cremation.

RebelArcher Joined Sat 08/02/14 Posts: 5247	Mon 11/30/15 10:19 AM
Homeowner was only trying to motivate the poor lad by lighting a fire under his azz

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Mon 11/30/15 10:36 AM
Suspected burglar dies in chimney What other possiblies are there? . Playing Santa & bringing gifts early.? Or a Grinch without a calendar?

alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Mon 11/30/15 10:59 AM
gives new meaning to the phrase "Chestnuts roasting an open fire".

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 11/30/15 11:01 AM
big bad wolf...duh

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 11/30/15 11:01 AM
gives new meaning to the phrase "Chestnuts roasting an open fire". Could have used some assistance from Jack Frost,though!

alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Mon 11/30/15 11:05 AM
gives new meaning to the phrase "Chestnuts roasting an open fire". Could have used some assistance from Jack Frost,though! a lot

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Mon 11/30/15 12:05 PM
Suspected burglar dies in chimney after resident lights fire Unfortunately, the fire contributed global warming pollutants and the chimney was home to an endangered species of gecko, so both the homeowner and dead body will be given a choice of jail, or gay community activism.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Mon 11/30/15 12:19 PM
Apparantley he thought an ex girlfriend lived in that house. Before descending down the chimney he told his friend he was going to look for an old flame

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Mon 11/30/15 05:20 PM
Dee to the third power.

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Tue 12/01/15 03:01 AM
crime scene tape all over the roof.. I think Rudolf will bypass that house.

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Tue 12/01/15 05:41 AM
Suspected burglar dies in chimney after resident lights fire Unfortunately, the fire contributed global warming pollutants and the chimney was home to an endangered species of gecko, so both the homeowner and dead body will be given a choice of jail, or gay community activism. Hhhaa.. My first laugh of the day.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Tue 12/01/15 07:40 AM
told him not to poop down People's Chimney! But would he listen? Nooo!

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