This alien was flying in his ship and crash landed, He got out, and wondered around until he found a bar, he went inside and sat down, and beside the alien was a guy on a date with his girlfriend. after awhile the alien started poking the guy, the guy turned around and said "yes?", the alien said nothing. . . the alien did it again, and the guy said "what?", the alien said nothing again. . . the alien did it again, and the guy turned around and said "WHAT?!?!?", the alien said nothing, so the guy punched the alien. His girlfriend yelled at him, so the guy said i'm sorry, I lost my temper. . . so the guy bought the alien a drink. When the drinks came, the alien pulled out his **** and drank the beer, the guy said wow! If you drink like that, then how do you have sex? So the alien started poking the guy.