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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren’t so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home.
"What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion." |
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haha
i got one for you a wife was standing in the mirror naked and said to her husband "hunny i feel fat and ugly pay me a compliment" the husband said"ok, your vision is damn near perfect!" |
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here's one for you At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." |
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Do you know why married people are always twisting the ring on their finger?
They're trying to work out the combination... |
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good one bornintheUSA!!!
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