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Topic: DIVORCE VS. MURDER
Angelsing Joined Sat 07/21/07 Posts: 1111	Wed 10/17/07 07:41 AM
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would Like to buy some cyanide.'The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! 'The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

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AUSTIN38 Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 252	Wed 10/17/07 07:51 AM
Probably the best I've heard in a long time!

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 10/17/07 07:54 AM
Good one!!!

rozey2680 Joined Fri 11/10/06 Posts: 13559	Wed 10/17/07 07:57 AM


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LauraJ Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 7442	Wed 10/17/07 08:53 AM
Thats awesome

txmama74 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 6214	Wed 10/17/07 08:54 AM
LMAO..............................

dawnsky Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 122	Wed 10/17/07 09:00 AM
Thats a really good one. LMAO

Angelsing Joined Sat 07/21/07 Posts: 1111	Wed 10/17/07 10:13 AM
Thanks ya'll.

countrygirldrfordtr Joined Mon 08/27/07 Posts: 95	Wed 10/17/07 10:54 AM
this is a very good one... four stars from me...

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Wed 10/17/07 10:59 AM


jamiepartap Joined Wed 08/01/07 Posts: 134	Wed 10/17/07 01:41 PM
10 points

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