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Things not to say while having sex.
Ummmm. .. I'm going with... ...... now's not the time to be cute  
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Dad you're crushing my smokes
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your sister will be joining us soon right? |
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Edited by
nailcap
on
Fri 10/30/15 09:29 AM
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108; baby.....i need a football team......
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Woman says "Baby you're too small it will slip right out...
Man says "How many has plowed this that you can't feel a thing... |
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I want my money back..lol
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Thread Bump*****
Oh my.....don't wanna say that!!!!  
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When you shaved this morning I think you missed a couple hairs .. spit spit cough cough .. gages. .
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The guy I was with last night was gross..
 
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Are you sure this paper bag makes it more mysterious?
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Teddy Pendergrass ~ Turn Off The Lights is playing in the background and he says under his breath "I wouldn't be able to get it up with the lights on...
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That's it?
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Mouthwash anyone
 
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oh my god I really need to dust that ceiling fan
I think the bald spot on your head has gotten bigger your mother called today did you call her back? |
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Don't Ever Say to Somebody "What is your name again?
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your sister does it different...
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Calling out somebody else's name at climax...
You're liable to get shot! |
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Come Already Pleassse!
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Of course not,that was my whoopee cushion.
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