yeah,, i let people hear what they wanted to hear and they just didnt wanna say it

since men are so evil i let em here it from one

Mon 10/22/07 07:49 PM
we have a penis,, we are always wrong. no matter how right we are,, how honest we are,, we are always the one that hurt em in the past, its our fault they got picked on, its our fault for everything bad that ever happens,

dang, you been seeing my ex?

btw, thumper, i was there and you commented after me. i wasnt aiming at you with my comments and i hope you dont think im one of the stupid ppl.

A toothless white bum walks up to me, looks at my harley t shirt and says "ya gotta help me out brother. I gotta bike. 2006 vtx. Its just down the street a couple of blocks. I'm stranded. I lost my keys. I can't get it started. Solid state ignition. I got three bucks to my name and my wife is stuck at the house in edina and can't get here to help me. A tow truck was just here and said hed tow it home for 25 bucks so buddy can you help me out?" and I say.....(take deep breath, here I go).... "look stupid motherfukker I'd be honored if your story didn't have so many holes in it it looks like a window! First off toothless bums don't own a 2006 honda vtx 1600 or 1800. They take pride in their machines and are vanity driven and wouldn't let their fukkin teeth rot out. Secondly dipsh!t, all bikers know YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT A SECOND SET OF KEYS!!! So you never get stranded anywhere!!! And third vtx motorcycles have electronic ignitions not solid state, and they're jumpstart proof! And you got three bucks to your name because you were panhandling earlier. I seen you with your 'help, homeless, god bless' cardboard sign over on broadway earlier. And you've never been to edina. Your welfare check wouldn't pay for gas to get you to edina and you couldn't find edina if you had a map, a flashlite, both hands, and your head out of your ass. And last but not least mr storyteller, eastside towing won't put a hook on nothing without a hundred dollar bill in their hand. 175 dollars to tow your imaginary honda vtx from here to your imaginary home with your imaginary wife in edina. Get your story straight, dumbass.

I'd I had a honda vtx and a mansion and a wife and I was a white guy I sure as hell wouldn't be riding around in the dark on broadway avenue. That's just saying "rob me pretty please with sugar on top."

so where is everyone

im filling out the witness protection program forms. do you like helga or moonstar for my new name?

^^^^^^^^dont ask, im bored.

Naw, look more like a morning Star.

Buy you a drink, and Thumper, one for me too!

you obviously have not seen what i look like in the morning! LMAO

Hell! I don't like looking at myself in the morning!

winnie,, would you rather look like me in the morning?

i am sooooooooooooooo not a morning person.

and what ya drinkin? pat,, jd with a bud back

You got it Thumper! Thanks!

i'll have an iced tea. straight from long island! lol

liit coming up