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Topic: cemetery plot for sale
Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Fri 10/02/15 08:26 AM Edited by Pansytilly on Fri 10/02/15 08:26 AM
Spotted in the classifieds: "For sale: cemetery plot, $200, so I don'��t have to spend all eternity beside my ex!"��

NoComplications74 Joined Wed 04/06/11 Posts: 43	Fri 10/02/15 09:00 AM Edited by NoComplications74 on Fri 10/02/15 09:12 AM
Spotted in the classifieds: "For sale: cemetery plot, $200, so I don't have to spend all eternity beside my ex!" A chemist's put up an advert in their local paper, soon went bust. It read: "We dispense with accuracy".

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 11/05/15 12:06 PM


funandpassion Joined Wed 05/27/09 Posts: 1	Sat 11/07/15 09:16 AM
))))) Chiropodist 300 feet )))))

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 11/07/15 10:24 AM


cottoner Joined Wed 11/04/15 Posts: 2	Sun 11/08/15 05:56 AM
My ex told me that if she died first she would make a deal with the devil so she could dig her way out and get me. I buried her face down so she has a long way to go.

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