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Datwasntme
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Sun 09/27/15 06:44 PM
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wasnt sure weather to post this in the joke section or here lol
and here is another Darwin Award Nominee Fox news and many other news stations 
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/09/26/michigan-motorist-sets-car-gas-pump-on-fire-trying-to-kill-spider-with/ Michigan motorist sets car, gas pump on fire trying to kill spider with cigarette lighter A motorist got more than he bargained for when he stopped at a Michigan gas station earlier this week and started a fire when he tried to kill a spider with a cigarette lighter. Surveillance video from the Mobil gas station in Center Line shows flames quickly engulfing the mans car and the gas pump, Fox 2 Detroit reported Friday, while adding that luckily no one was hurt. The dopey motorist put out the flames with a fire extinguisher. He told authorities he spotted a spider on his gas tank and pulled out his lighter to get rid of it, the station said. He claimed to be deathly afraid of spiders. He didnt have a cigarette. He didt have anything on him. All of a sudden I look out and I see flames employee Susan Adams told Fox 2. Calmly, Adams hit the gas automatic stop button and quickly called the Center Line Fire Department. The fire destroyed the gas pump. The motorists vehicle suffered little damage. His stupidity didnt stop him from returning the next day for another fill up. video link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56lFhpByO2s&feature=youtu.be |
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sounds to stupid to be true....
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Oh my what was he thinking?
I would laugh if the spider walk out after that still alive 
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Oh my what was he thinking? I would laugh if the spider walk out after that still alive
it ran in to his car : ) but dont tell him that |
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And later that day the same motorist claims yet another life!
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Priceless
Good job 
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i hate it when that happens... 
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Yes, flick your Bic at the gas pump. To TRY and kill a spider, WHILE it's on your gas tank.
Man, that is a special kind of stupid that used to require you to wear a hockey helmet when you left the house. This is guy we have the following product warning labels for... DO NOT put any person in this washer. (But what if they are dirty?) NOT TO BE INSERTED INTO PENIS... Found on a 6 piece precision screwdriver set.(Yeeeoooowch!!!!) DO NOT EAT your iPod shuffle....Found on Apple's website. (Why? Does it have gluten?) "Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feelings are going to be bad." Sony Ericsson cell phone. (Yes, your English are going to be bad also.) WARNING: This product moves when used. A Razor push scooter.(Um, duh) Before using, read all directions, cautions, and warnings carefully. If you CANNOT READ or DO NOT UNDERSTAND all the directions, cautions, and warnings, DO NOT use this product. (Assuming I actually read enough to realize I can't read....) On the pill bottle for your dogs' prescription...."May cause drowsiness. Alcohol may intensify this effect. Use care when operating a car OR heavy machinery." (Yeah, cause life just isn't fun until you let your drunkly high dog behind the wheel of your new Porsche!) DO NOT hold the wrong end of the chainsaw. (Well that just goes without saying people.) Do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle...Found in a copy of the Bell South yellow pages. (Well if Siri would just shut up and find me the nearest Brazilian beaver cheese shop, I wouldn't need the yellow pages!!!) |
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Yes, flick your Bic at the gas pump. To TRY and kill a spider, WHILE it's on your gas tank. Man, that is a special kind of stupid that used to require you to wear a hockey helmet when you left the house. This is guy we have the following product warning labels for... DO NOT put any person in this washer. (But what if they are dirty?) NOT TO BE INSERTED INTO PENIS... Found on a 6 piece precision screwdriver set.(Yeeeoooowch!!!!) DO NOT EAT your iPod shuffle....Found on Apple's website. (Why? Does it have gluten?) "Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feelings are going to be bad." Sony Ericsson cell phone. (Yes, your English are going to be bad also.) WARNING: This product moves when used. A Razor push scooter.(Um, duh) Before using, read all directions, cautions, and warnings carefully. If you CANNOT READ or DO NOT UNDERSTAND all the directions, cautions, and warnings, DO NOT use this product. (Assuming I actually read enough to realize I can't read....) On the pill bottle for your dogs' prescription...."May cause drowsiness. Alcohol may intensify this effect. Use care when operating a car OR heavy machinery." (Yeah, cause life just isn't fun until you let your drunkly high dog behind the wheel of your new Porsche!) DO NOT hold the wrong end of the chainsaw. (Well that just goes without saying people.) Do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle...Found in a copy of the Bell South yellow pages. (Well if Siri would just shut up and find me the nearest Brazilian beaver cheese shop, I wouldn't need the yellow pages!!!) you forgot one... |
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lol
yeah there are many warnings on stuff that just make you go hu ? could any one really be that , never mind , yes , or they would not have put it there |
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lol yeah there are many warnings on stuff that just make you go hu ? could any one really be that , never mind , yes , or they would not have put it there my favorite |
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SYRACUSE, Ind. -
Authorities say a northern Indiana woman jumped from her moving car after discovering a spider on her shoulder, leading to a crash that injured her 9-year-old son. The Kosciusko County Sheriff's Department says the boy riding in the backseat climbed into the driver's seat and tried to step on the brake but instead hit the gas pedal, sending the vehicle into a passing school bus. The boy was taken to IU Health Goshen in stable condition with minor head injuries. No children were on the bus, and its driver wasn't injured. The department said the boy's 35-year-old mother, Angela Kipp of Syracuse, had been backing the car out of her driveway Friday afternoon when she saw the spider and leaped out while the car was still in reverse. video here http://www.wthr.com/story/30074631/woman-leaps-from-car-after-spotting-spider-leading-to-crash |
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Spiders are harmless unless they were tarantulas
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SYRACUSE, Ind. - Authorities say a northern Indiana woman jumped from her moving car after discovering a spider on her shoulder, leading to a crash that injured her 9-year-old son. The Kosciusko County Sheriff's Department says the boy riding in the backseat climbed into the driver's seat and tried to step on the brake but instead hit the gas pedal, sending the vehicle into a passing school bus. The boy was taken to IU Health Goshen in stable condition with minor head injuries. No children were on the bus, and its driver wasn't injured. The department said the boy's 35-year-old mother, Angela Kipp of Syracuse, had been backing the car out of her driveway Friday afternoon when she saw the spider and leaped out while the car was still in reverse. video here http://www.wthr.com/story/30074631/woman-leaps-from-car-after-spotting-spider-leading-to-crash there was one on face book a couple days ago , video , lady was driving down the road and just jumped out of her car and the car rolls off and hits an on coming car : ( |
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What type of spiders are these causing all this??
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Everybody's afraid of being bitten & turning into spiderman
  
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Spiders are harmless unless they were tarantulas
i diss agree recluse spider black widow come to mind first , sure i will think about more later from the net Can a tarantulas bite kill a human? Theoretically, yes, in the same way that a peanut could kill a human. There are no definitive cases of humans dying following a tarantula bite, though |
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Spiders are harmless unless they were tarantulas
tarantulas are harmless, their venom is no worse than a bee sting... if they even bite you... only 2 spiders in the US are lethal, Black Widow, and the Fiddler spider... |
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I've encountered spiders that were harmless...black widow & the likes i've never had an encounter with & i thought tarantulas were poisonous
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