Three nuns died in a tragic car accident, and found themselves standing in line to get into heaven. The first nun steps up to the gates, and St. Peter says, "You must answer one question before you are allowed to enter. Who was the first man on Earth?" The nun quickly replies, "That's easy, it was Adam." Bells ring, lights flash, the gates open and she proceeds into heaven.

The second nun steps up, and St. Peter says, "Who was the first woman on Earth?" She responds just as quickly, "Simple, it was Eve." Bells ring, lights flash, the gates open and she proceeds into heaven.

The third nun steps up, and St. Peter says, "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?" The nun thinks and thinks, and after many long minutes, she says, "Wow, that's a hard one." Bells ring, lights flash, the gates open and she proceeds into heaven.