The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a
little each month. But not enough to live on!

oops and my dumb ass posted in the wronge part..LOL

LmAo...that was silly....hell I love the post no matter what category
^_^

hey whats up shorty ,i like your post good job !

I had 7 years of Smurf Sex followed by 6 years of Religous sex... And
counting on the religous sex LOL

"oops and my dumb ass posted in the wronge part..LOL"

You "dumb ass" look worthy of a life time of surf sex LOL...

Gary

hey I'll take the smurf sex and the kitchen sex with you any day of the
week. WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!

lmao.. its still good.

did you say smurff sex?

lol thought it was cute so i posted it... then oposted it in the wrong
place...LOL then i posted it in the right place but i guess it
dissapeared cause it aint there now.. but yeah ne ways..lol


thanks

funny stuff

yep. i like this poem

huh?,,,thought she wanted to have sex with a smurff?...