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"your name must be Google, you're everything I'm searching for"
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Does this smell like chloroform?
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"i'm no fred flintsone, but i can make ya bed rock"
it never did work lol |
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I have never used one, but I still think the cutest one I have heard is "Heaven must be missing an angel tonight". It don't work either, just thought is the cutest one by far.
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i got away with this one once many many moons ago
if i was a lost puppy and followed you home would you keep me |
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my friends bet I couldn't have a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. would you like to spend their money? I'm thinking that one might work lol
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my friends bet I couldn't have a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. would you like to spend their money? I'm thinking that one might work lol
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I have never used one, but I still think the cutest one I have heard is "Heaven must be missing an angel tonight". It don't work either, just thought is the cutest one by far. ![]() "who stole the stars from the skies and put them in you eyes" hmmmm ![]() |
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"Nice shoes. Wanna Phuck?"
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is your left eye hurting? you been looking right all night.
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![]() ![]() ![]() What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work! "have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks" ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work! "have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks" ![]() your father is a baker! you have great buns lol |
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![]() ![]() ![]() What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. your son is studying pick up lines that's cute. you gotta have something to say if you are walking up to a stranger. humor can be great icebreaker |
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![]() ![]() ![]() What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work! "have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks" ![]() your father is a baker! you have great buns lol ![]() |
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Lol the last ones would get me laughing and break the ice.
Will have to pass them on to the boy |
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mind you these days there is probably some 'app' that does all the talking for them i would imagine
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another one me and my mates used to use was
" fancy a pizza and a phuck?" when he inevitable reply of NO! came we would then say "don't you like pizzas then" ![]() |
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its delivery n technique in my younger days I would drop a line don't wait for reply walk away join my friends smile laugh and see if she is checking me out.
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