Had this sad [funny - dumb -lame]] thing that happened recently. We all share our unique experiences here -dealing with the site & our fellow members that we meet along the way. But Look I am a Poet -= So:

LMAO

We met in a chat room
General conversation
Things get hot & heavy
She is coming over for sex.
‘Can’t see you till after work
Be there by 8 AM my dear.’

She had sent a photo
From the neck to her waist
To whet my appetite I guess
She was lovely, bare big breasted.

Troubled sleep – toss & turn
Big Yoda is throbbing
My mind is in a whirl
Putting a face & name
To what she had sent me.

I’m up at 7 AM
Yoda now is wide awake
Coffee & a smoke on front deck
Watch cars & people whiz on by
See blonds, brunettes and the
Occasional Red Head.

Pull in baby…let’s get it on.
Sure –rite –uh huh, you big ham bone!
Another case of cyber-sex gone wrong.
Disappointed –dejected –back to bed.