number 1, what excuses have you made to get out of sex in a relationship/marriage etc?


number 2, the longer you were together did the excuses come more often and were the excuses different than in the earlier days.

I can't tell you right now. I have a headache.

Sorry,i fell asleep. Did you say something ?

hilarious...answer to 1. I have never used the headache but periods and it's burning down there was thrown about quite a bit. almost all the time I say Im not in the mood.
number 2. hmmmm not too certain was quite a long while back

well at least you told him the truth most the time and didn't make excuses.

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im looking for some posts where people have made or been told really stupid excuses.

I used to pretend to be asleep or I was tired
Then it went to head ache then to its boring

Further apart. Which i was happy. He had a pattern and it was always full moon
He was like a rabbit then quite for the next month.

ha ha

1).Many excuses.. my back aching, gastric, my dog seems to be sick

2) can't bother to give excuses anymore.. just proceed to zzzz before anything can be done lol

honestly can say i've never used an excuse

i have turned various ex's down though for differing reasons but never made an excuse, just usually said can't be arsed or something

oooooh man I was married a long time..

funny when we got married in our early twenties we could stay up most night making love or sometimes just pretty much stay in bed for couple days straight..






lemme think...

what if the baby wakes up?
" I will go and get him if that happens"
what if your parents down the hall hear us?
" are you kidding you know my dad snores"
my back, shoulders, and neck hurt
" well then your expert masseuse has arrived"
my head hurts
"this is a cure all for those"
I am really angry with you right now
" me too, let's have angry sex"



hahahaha uh ya he was pretty good and having an answer I could not argue with

I do remember he wanted to do the family planning to prevent babies
Go with the womans cycle with dates instead of the pill and crap

Lol i had fun
Told him sorry wrong time
This happened a lot.
A few months down the track he says I think you better see your doctor lo.

I had seen others doing it. Both families 6 - 9 kids later. Hell no I was no going down that road. Lol

Poor dude should have listen to his wife lol made him wait another month lol lucky it was one not more.

Yep, ya know what they call people who use the rhythm method.....parents

There was no way I going to have a herd of kids. He was lucky to get two. Fo me one was more than enough.

I guess from guys it would be

1. What?

Women are pretty good a reading people generally, so through body language would probably figure their partner is not in the mood. No excuses necessary.

Also, it's men and, well, sex.

Turning it around, she never made excuses, would just say "not tonight, is that ok?"

"Yep, read books in bed then?"

"Sounds good"

Things change in your 40s


2. Just got less and less interested in each other.

Debbie, I can't really answer because I was the one getting the excuses not giving them.

my dog's sick, hilarious

ive had exes like that.