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What's your beef?
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Well done, grasshopper..
knee high to a grasshopper
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Loan sharks...
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Are we playing cat and mouse?
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Bugger off...
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such a cheater
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I would like to have cake and eat it too...beef cake, that is...
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Bugger off...
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I took off like a bat outta hell
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Bugger off...
Only when im dogged... ...
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You are the cat's meow...MEOWR...
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I dont like being pigeonholed...
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the dog's bollocks
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Wanna do the foxtrot with me?
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I took off like a bat outta hell
bat man
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My deer, you look ravenous...
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Counting sheep yet?
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I quack me up...
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Said the spider to the fly...
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I smell fowl play...
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