This post is going to be for all the folks that just plain love to laugh.....Want to be comedians, but never had the huevos to do anything about it. Any Gilda's out there.....or may a few John Belusshi's, chevy chase. I can think of a few (caugh) trace that should find there way here.....giggle


Have fun and just post anything you think is funny.

Skys the limits huh?


Duck and run...



























The sky is falling... the sky is falling...

howdy howdy msteddy....nice to see your hmmmmcutiful pumpkins this morning....lol

ok peeps.......


Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes
the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin pretty ticked off by this point,
but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should
rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit."

I wasn't really sure if this would offend our not....because I would feel so bad if I did offend anyone....but it's so darn funny........

starkle starkle little twink, who the he** I are you think? I'm not under the alcafluence of incahol like some thinkle peeps I are!

I think we will get a couple cups of coffee in ya....then put you on stage....

I always wanted to be a comedian. But I was afraid everyone would laugh at me. :)

ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha





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*best old man voice imitation*

is this where i call to schedule my colonocopeeeeeee?

something considered a joke but a real life question..... Seriously I want to know the answer to this.....




Do vegetarians give head?




















Or do they just toss the salad?

LOL!

they dont eat meat but they sure like the bone! LOL

wouldnt know tho. i'm a prime rib taters and shrimp kinda girl.

you two are shameful......love it...lol lol

thats me! the girl with no shame! guess gradma was right after all.

lol I guess she was..... No grandma jokes...

>>>>>>>ducks and hides

cmon ppl where are all the funny people.