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my names Debbie and I'm a virgin just get deflowered..supposed to say yummmmmmmmmmmmm.. but it hurts so damn bad ...'cmon seriously, are you still..uhm you know? okay ill make my confession, since devil dog made his lmao I WAS a virgin 17 years ago. So let's see 35 subtract 17....take one from.....then subtract........18 years old..that's baby |
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My name is Devildog.. and I drink from the toilet and lick my own b***s wow can I watch? or I can help? I can lick very well. Of course you can!! Lol |
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My name is Devildog.. and I drink from the toilet and lick my own b***s wow can I watch? or I can help? I can lick very well. Of course you can!! Lol woohooooo im on my way........ |
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I don't see a priest...so no confession for you!
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im a nun scoob, ive got a photo on my profile to prove it.
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I see it as 'nun' of my bidness....
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you didn't view me, im really a nun. why does no one believe me
I just told the nuns at the nunnery I was a virgin and they believed me with my sweet and innocent looks. these nuns are so gullible |
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I know...I was just trying to make an insipid joke.... Doh!
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I know...I was just trying to make an insipid joke.... Doh! I know, I was teasing. sorry |
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I know...I was just trying to make an insipid joke.... Doh! I know, I was teasing. sorry Typical nun! |
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I know...I was just trying to make an insipid joke.... Doh! I know, I was teasing. sorry Typical nun! , I forgot to mention I was a naughty nun and on the run lol |
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hi my names elvis presley & i'm chinese
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hi my names elvis presley & i'm chinese |
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Since were all coming clean.
When I was a teenager I smoked pot once ... a day... for 5 years |
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I flunked out of college my first semester
from majoring in ...uh going to the bar |
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my confession is when I was about 7 years old I broke my nans wishing well ornament, it was only tiny so I hid it under the sofa. my nan died a few years later, and I didn't confess to my mom what I had done until I was about 13, because I thought it was so expensive and my mom said you daft bugger, it was cheap and plastic she wouldn't have said anything.
the guilt I felt for so many years for nothing. |
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my names Debbie and I'm a virgin just get deflowered..supposed to say yummmmmmmmmmmmm.. but it hurts so damn bad ...'cmon seriously, are you still..uhm you know? okay ill make my confession, since devil dog made his lmao I WAS a virgin 17 years ago. I knew I didn't taste cherries! |
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my names Debbie and I'm a virgin just get deflowered..supposed to say yummmmmmmmmmmmm.. but it hurts so damn bad ...'cmon seriously, are you still..uhm you know? okay ill make my confession, since devil dog made his lmao I WAS a virgin 17 years ago. I knew I didn't taste cherries! that was a porky pie Isaac. no one's tasted my cherry, but you. |
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True confession:
Me and one of my sons were moving some furniture for my mother in law and by mistake we knocked over the cremation box with the ashes of my brother in law. She has a shrine set up in the living room. We looked to see if she heard it.. and she didn't , so we just quickly scooped the ashes up and put them back in. then took a broom to the area It is time like that when you give your best fatherly advice, which was: This never happened Joe.. o.k.!.. He replied as any good son would with.. Yeap.. no problem Dad. |
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