What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.

wtf

and how do you screw in a lightbulb, lol?

How to drowm a blonde.....put a scratch and sniff ad on the bottom of a pool...

Hmmmm,

why does a blonde keep a mirror?


she thinks it's a picture of herself

So,, this blonde is getting her hair done and won't remove her headphones whie in the dryer. Her sylist insists it will help him do her doo justice and she adamantly refuses. Well, soon she drifts off to sleep and her stylist removes them and finishes his masterful do. When he's finished he nudges her to find she died. The paramedics come quickly to revive her and fail. They inquire into the circumstances of her last moments and become curious enough about the headphones she was so insistent upon being accomodated and listen in and hear... "breathe in.....breahe out.....breathe in... breatheout"

what???? i just don't get it....b

An enibriated blo9nde telling fairytales.. starkle, starkle, little twink. who the hell I are you think?. I'm not under the alcafluence of incahol like some people think I are!!! Honest occifer! I only had tee martunis

POOR BLONDE JOKES.. LOL

by george! Ithink you've got it!

whats the other way to drown a blonde/? put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

way to kill a blonde? spikes in the shoulder pads and ask her a question

glad i could help your shot of superiority go down sooo smoothe...brenda

You'll need a texas drawl for this one - say it loud.

If yer 'merican goin' in the bathroom and 'Merican comin' outta the bathroom, what are while yer in the bathroom?








get ready...






You're-O-peein'!

I resemble those jokes.....