An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day, he went into the nursing office and informed the nurse that his penis had died.

The nurse realized that Mr. Smith was an old, forgetful gentleman, so she decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls of the nursing home. To the nurse's surprise, his penis was hanging outside his pants. "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis had died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing."

funny

funny but I would want to see that