Topic: WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? | |
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Benn there done that and worn the t-shirt!
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Investment banker
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I am a caddie at a miniature golf course
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I am a caddie at a miniature golf course Yeah and I work for him |
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I am an official BS detector..ya it's a full time job
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I am an official BS detector..ya it's a full time job Now when you detect BS do you make buzzing noise or does your nose blink red? Or do you just point at the offender like those pooches that detect drugs. |
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Edited by
TMommy
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Wed 08/19/15 02:14 PM
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I am an official BS detector..ya it's a full time job Now when you detect BS do you make buzzing noise or does your nose blink red? Or do you just point at the offender like those pooches that detect drugs. hahahaha and ya I might point a finger at ya in response guess which one |
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I'm a carpenter
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Government going on 30 years. Back in the field again after a short desk job stent, and liking it a lot.
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A coupl'a hundred years ago General Houston run santa anna outta here, we ain't been occupied since.
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I put tubes in places tubes should not go I watch your heart on the monitor and do my best to keep it beating I hold your hand when you are frightened and alone I know your deepest fears I feel your pain and sadness I am with you and your family in your darkest time For some my face is the last they see and my words of comfort the last they hear I care for your babies when you are not able to I know their fate long before you do And I help you to let go Every day .. It is my privilege to share your journey regardless of the outcome . Sometimes You break my heart but always you show me the true meaning of courage and life |
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manage familys body shop thru the week,top dog show off at the race track on the weekends,,,,
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Nose Wiper Milk Box Opener Tattle Tale Listener Lie Detector Medic / Nurse Complaints department Judge and Jury __________________________ I'm a Elementary / Middle School Teacher. |
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I put tubes in places tubes should not go I watch your heart on the monitor and do my best to keep it beating I hold your hand when you are frightened and alone I know your deepest fears I feel your pain and sadness I am with you and your family in your darkest time For some my face is the last they see and my words of comfort the last they hear I care for your babies when you are not able to I know their fate long before you do And I help you to let go Every day .. It is my privilege to share your journey regardless of the outcome . Sometimes You break my heart but always you show me the true meaning of courage and life Blondey, I agree with Lu You are one o those peeps who I admire and absolutely RESPECT! |
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i work in a Gas turbine power plant as a system electrical operator
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I torture people in their 20s and 30s. I take away all their free time and stress them out. The best psrt is, they sign up for this voluntarily. Oh I love the smell of fear in the morning.
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I torture people in their 20s and 30s. I take away all their free time and stress them out. The best psrt is, they sign up for this voluntarily. Oh I love the smell of fear in the morning. ha ha |
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I count the $$$$$$$$ ......
All that money and I can't touch it |
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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Sat 08/22/15 06:22 AM
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i terrorize children and make them cry i bully people and tell them what to do, when to do, how to do i order people around and threaten them if they don't do exactly what i say i question everything people tell me and cross-examine whatever they claim for some reason... and these people still like me... go figure... |
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I am a silicone injection specialist for a breast enhancement company. I am assigned to the B cup production line ( Our motto is "B's are nice.. no.. they really are". but a I am hoping for a promotion the C cup line soon... more $$ and overtime.
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