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where did all the humorous people go... to call me on this lmao

Your story reminded me of the fella who used to visit the
high rise apartments in Bombay; carried a bag of 'special earth for
the roses' with him. Used to change the earth in the pots;
go up to next apartment & replace the earth again.
Maybe it was his stirring the pots, the plants kicked in,
the roses bloomed and the ladies loved him.

Can't say where the humorous people went though..

^ Exactly.

you never want to feel alone again, maybe that is why you are a member in this site. make sure you dont get along morons as you never want to feel alone again