Dear Diary
Do you think it would be wrong to have sex with him and then tell him I am not interested?

Dear diary........depends on how horny you are!!!

There you go. Eric has a moustache.

Dear Diary
Please put a rus delivery on Gypsys order for 2 men.....
I am in Dire need!

ohhhhhhhhh ewwwwwwwwwwwwww omg you found fresh her new bf!!!!!!!!

Ya but once I do them they are hooked.....and I just can't bear to the thoughts of that.......do you think it is my mighty mouse cape?....

WELLLLLL.....HEEEELLLLLOOO ERIC!!!

Dear diary......yes a rush rush order...... oh btw I wont tell you what I bought at the store today

Does it include batteries? or lace?

ummmmmmmmmmm neither!!!!!

HA HA HA!!! You didn't!?!?!

But I may go back tomorrow!!!

I didn't what???

Hey.......I cant handle it anymore!!!! If I cant find someone to do me then I will do me!!!

Don't worry ....I do me all the time....I actually am quite good

Well I think Ive hung on long enough!!!

Hey, I heard from myself that Im really good too!!!

and I don't follow myself around or want to cuddle when I am done....

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.

He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's deputies descend upon Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

and I dont ask myself if I love myself to myself after either!!!

@purple.....

Oh and I don't get jealous of myself if I talk to a man either....

lmaooooooooooo that was a good one purple!!!