On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How
about only ten years and I'll give you back the other
ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said,
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You
must go into the field with the farmer all day long
and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk
to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give
you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me
to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll
give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this,
I'll give you twenty years."

But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the
ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family!

For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch
and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

OMG. That actually makes sence

that is very true

in a few years i get to do monkey tricks
better start practicing

LOL..I am in the monkey tricks stage now

god spelled backwards is dog and live backwards is evil.

i still have 2 years before i get out of my eat sleep play and enjoy myself age... gee i cant wait

thats kinda eerie actually.

good post catch me if you can!