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WOMEN - PLEASE CONFIRM THE INTERPRETATIONS -ARE THEY TRUE OR FALSE? - AT LEAST TO HELP THE MEN FOLK.
10 Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just beengiven five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine" 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, though a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU'! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now having to do it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. 10) AND THE LAST ONE: When a woman says "Answer me" in response to her question no matter how subtle it is, just know that you are in trouble. If you respond, and it is not in line with her thinking, you are a dead meat. If you don't say anything you are still in trouble. Example, if a woman asks: "Do you think I look fat in this dress?", swallow hard and think long about your answer. If indeed she looks fat, don't choose option #4. If she doesn't look fat, but you think the dress is ill-fitting on her, if you mention it, watch out for #8. And you had better believe it, they crave for a man with honesty. WOMEN: Never try to outsmart them. They'll beat you at it, collect the change and spend it. |
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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Sun 06/07/15 04:51 AM
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Dandy, if this is your simplistic representation of how women are and how to treat us...things do not bode well for you...
how unfortunate you must be...you need a lot of growing up to do... |
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Not all women are like in one box. We are all different. I hope calmer don't bite you tonight lol One last thing : Please be thankful you are on the other side of the earth. 
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Not all women are like in one box. We are all different. I hope calmer don't bite you tonight lol One last thing : Please be thankful you are on the other side of the earth.
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Well, there are some parts that you were right. But I also think that every woman is different. Everything that we do is just part of the female nature, and we can't help it. LOL
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 Yea, this will have women lining up for you. But you won't enjoy it.
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WOMEN - PLEASE CONFIRM THE INTERPRETATIONS -ARE THEY TRUE OR FALSE? - AT LEAST TO HELP THE MEN FOLK. 10 Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just beengiven five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine" 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, though a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU'! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now having to do it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. 10) AND THE LAST ONE: When a woman says "Answer me" in response to her question no matter how subtle it is, just know that you are in trouble. If you respond, and it is not in line with her thinking, you are a dead meat. If you don't say anything you are still in trouble. Example, if a woman asks: "Do you think I look fat in this dress?", swallow hard and think long about your answer. If indeed she looks fat, don't choose option #4. If she doesn't look fat, but you think the dress is ill-fitting on her, if you mention it, watch out for #8. And you had better believe it, they crave for a man with honesty. WOMEN: Never try to outsmart them. They'll beat you at it, collect the change and spend it. Whenever I hear most of these of these things, I go fishing. |
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what about...
LOL..?
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If a woman, any woman from any country... made a list of men things... men would be lining up with comments like
1- You are man bashing 2- You are bitter 3- You must be at the end of your cycle 4- You need sex JS 
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Edited by
Kaustuv1
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Sun 06/07/15 06:47 AM
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The beauty of a woman Is not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman Is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman With passing years only grows! 
Audrey Hepburn PS: May you find a woman with whom you would RISE in Love & Life..May you find PEACE! ((@Dandy)) 
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Edited by
TMommy
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Sun 06/07/15 06:46 AM
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Seen million of these kind lists
meant to be read with sense of humor not to get your dander up as for me?said em all more than once while tapping my foot and shooting looks that kill 
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WOMEN - PLEASE CONFIRM THE INTERPRETATIONS -ARE THEY TRUE OR FALSE? - AT LEAST TO HELP THE MEN FOLK. 10 Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just beengiven five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine" 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, though a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU'! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now having to do it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. 10) AND THE LAST ONE: When a woman says "Answer me" in response to her question no matter how subtle it is, just know that you are in trouble. If you respond, and it is not in line with her thinking, you are a dead meat. If you don't say anything you are still in trouble. Example, if a woman asks: "Do you think I look fat in this dress?", swallow hard and think long about your answer. If indeed she looks fat, don't choose option #4. If she doesn't look fat, but you think the dress is ill-fitting on her, if you mention it, watch out for #8. And you had better believe it, they crave for a man with honesty. WOMEN: Never try to outsmart them. They'll beat you at it, collect the change and spend it. Whatever
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Seen million of these kind lists meant to be read with sense of humor not to get your dander up as for me?said em all more than once while tapping my foot and shooting looks that kill
Oh I have too but I usually throw in A LOT more lol. Heck I know men that say these things too! |
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For this i would say that, women are very special creatures of god, yes it is very difficult to understand them as they may behave differentlly for the same situation on different occasions but this is the fun which a man should enjoy, if we do not try to understand a woman and take there stuffes as they come it will be greate, a woman always make it special
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Edited by
SassyEuro2
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Sun 06/07/15 07:01 AM
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I think it is comical . However if the shoe was on the other foot.
Men certainly would NOT. And lots & lots of evidence of that on forums, even women jumping on women claiming " men bashing ". Or the other ones who jump on to denounce the OP & say they love men or the few that jump on to flirt. It is obvious. 
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Everything that we do is just part of the female nature, and we can't help it. LOL That was the only thing I really undstand about you guys, that's nature tho..!! But you guys have to put more effort in building your moral life...(No Offence) |
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The beauty of a woman Is not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman Is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman With passing years only grows!
Audrey Hepburn PS: May you find a woman with whom you would RISE in Love & Life..May you find PEACE! ((@Dandy))
Uum... Thanks buddy...!! I appreciate your wishes.. Wish you the same.. |
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Edited by
Kaustuv1
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Sun 06/07/15 07:09 AM
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You are most welcome, my 'friend'! And thank you for wishing me well!
@Dandy!
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Everything that we do is just part of the female nature, and we can't help it. LOL That was the only thing I really undstand about you guys, that's nature tho..!! But you guys have to put more effort in building your moral life...(No Offence) What does this have to do with morals? Whether a man or woman does these things, it's about understanding the person. |
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If a woman, any woman from any country... made a list of men things... men would be lining up with comments like 1- You are man bashing 2- You are bitter 3- You must be at the end of your cycle 4- You need sex JS always same responses given to strong women by men who find them intimidating
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