Topic: Funniest prank
singleman960's photo
Sun 06/07/15 07:37 PM

I used to work in a factory, with a co-worker that was a practical joker, & married.
His wife called for him one day, though I answered the phone. The call came shortly after he'd tried one on me.
I didn't want to do anything elaborate.
So I just said to her:
"Hang on, I'll go get him; is this his wife, or his girl friend?"

Took care of that! (I gather he had the dog house carpeted)

PS
I'd like to congratulate myself on reaching the century mark on my post counter here @mingle2.
Dog house for him!!:tongue:

singleman960's photo
Sun 06/07/15 07:53 PM
Edited by singleman960 on Sun 06/07/15 07:57 PM
I played tons of jokes on my friends but this is one of them that stands out. I have a friend that we each used to try to scare each other by hiding or yelling ect... Well this prank wasn't planned but I got him good!! I was with him in his car as we went for a drive in a dirt road. The road was very rough so we decided to turn around in a small driveway. As he went in the driveway , the bottom of his car hit a fair sized rock. He decided to go underneath to see if there was any damage. It was getting dark so he uses the little key chain flashlight to see. As he went underneath to check , I was sitting in the passenger seat when this little devil of an idea came to me to honk the horn! Now this was a brougham 88 so the horn was loud. So I honked his horn and all of a sudden I felt the front of the car lift a little bit! I'm laughing my *** off as I'm typing this prank!!laugh laugh Anyways thinking I better go check on him, I could hear him swearing a bit (not angry but scared the bee jesus out of him),he told me that he grabbed the frame of the car in a scared reaction and pushed up. I almost peed my pants and couldn't breath as I was laughing soooo hard for more than 15 minutes!!rofl rofl And yes my photographic memory of that will never fade!!

LTme's photo
Tue 06/09/15 08:00 AM
“When I was in Bangkok, I was eating at a restaurant with a friend when Bill Murray passed by, took a French fry from our basket, dipped it in ketchup, ate it, and said "No one's ever going to believe you" before walking out.” posted on the Internet years ago under the pseudonym: chatchy

singleman960's photo
Tue 06/09/15 09:03 AM

“When I was in Bangkok, I was eating at a restaurant with a friend when Bill Murray passed by, took a French fry from our basket, dipped it in ketchup, ate it, and said "No one's ever going to believe you" before walking out.” posted on the Internet years ago under the pseudonym: chatchy

What?!!shocked That would have been amazing for something like that to happen. It's a shame he didn't stay long enough for you to get an autograph and picture with him eating a french fry!

LTme's photo
Tue 06/09/15 11:22 AM
Indeed so s9.
But remember, Murray is a comedian, not an historian.

Jay Leno, a compulsive jokester / prankster since childhood tells the story of a substitute teacher coming to teach his class.

So Leno stood at the open, second story, classroom window, holding onto the shoes, soles facing up, of one of his classmates.
The classmate to whom the shoes belonged laid down on the pavement below, in a body position indicative of having fallen.
When the substitute entered the room, Leno declared, I just can't hold you any longer
holding the shoes up just high enough so the teacher could seen the shoes over the window sill, but not see that they were empty.

The teacher rushes over to the window, looks down at the body lying on the pavement, and begins to exclaim: "Oh my god! Oh my god! ..."

All in good fun
I suppose.

singleman960's photo
Tue 06/09/15 03:32 PM

Indeed so s9.
But remember, Murray is a comedian, not an historian.

Jay Leno, a compulsive jokester / prankster since childhood tells the story of a substitute teacher coming to teach his class.

So Leno stood at the open, second story, classroom window, holding onto the shoes, soles facing up, of one of his classmates.
The classmate to whom the shoes belonged laid down on the pavement below, in a body position indicative of having fallen.
When the substitute entered the room, Leno declared, I just can't hold you any longer
holding the shoes up just high enough so the teacher could seen the shoes over the window sill, but not see that they were empty.

The teacher rushes over to the window, looks down at the body lying on the pavement, and begins to exclaim: "Oh my god! Oh my god! ..."

All in good fun
I suppose.
True and is a good comedian at that!! What a great prank that would have been to play on the substitute teacher! Way to go Leno!rofl rofl rofl

Annierooroo's photo
Tue 06/09/15 04:42 PM
I would ring 137 on the landline, hang up and the phone rings. One morning rang the number, not knowing where the ex was. I hear the ex running, crashes into the couch and then answers the phone to hear Can I have a cup of tea please? Hahahahaha I was told get your own lol.

singleman960's photo
Tue 06/09/15 06:02 PM

I would ring 137 on the landline, hang up and the phone rings. One morning rang the number, not knowing where the ex was. I hear the ex running, crashes into the couch and then answers the phone to hear Can I have a cup of tea please? Hahahahaha I was told get your own lol.

Good one Annie! rofl rofl rofl

Annierooroo's photo
Tue 06/09/15 06:41 PM
Edited by Annierooroo on Tue 06/09/15 06:42 PM
My son goes into the pantry for the sugar which is in a tall jar.
Son yells "mum where the sugar?"
Me "in the pantry"
Son "no it's not"
Son leaves the kitchen. I get up and take the sugar out of the another cupboard without him knowing and put it in the pantry right where he can see it. He comes back and I say to him can you make me a coffee please.
He said we don't have any sugar. I told him to make one without sugar. He goes into the pantry and shakes his head and tells me the sugar has shown up. I said did you have a mom's look?


LTme's photo
Tue 06/09/15 06:42 PM
"I would ring 137 on the landline, hang up and the phone rings. One morning rang the number, not knowing where the ex was. I hear the ex running, crashes into the couch and then answers the phone to hear Can I have a cup of tea please? Hahahahaha I was told get your own lol." Ar

Tea he?

singleman960's photo
Tue 06/09/15 07:09 PM

"I would ring 137 on the landline, hang up and the phone rings. One morning rang the number, not knowing where the ex was. I hear the ex running, crashes into the couch and then answers the phone to hear Can I have a cup of tea please? Hahahahaha I was told get your own lol." Ar

Tea he?
laugh

Annierooroo's photo
Tue 06/09/15 07:29 PM


"I would ring 137 on the landline, hang up and the phone rings. One morning rang the number, not knowing where the ex was. I hear the ex running, crashes into the couch and then answers the phone to hear Can I have a cup of tea please? Hahahahaha I was told get your own lol." Ar

Tea he?
laugh


I have a few more stories but I don't want to be alone Hahahahaha
Let's just say I have a way of getting back at people. Careful planning.
:laughing: biggrin

SuzQ66's photo
Tue 06/09/15 07:47 PM
I've got another skydiving one.... When I geared up the first jump students, they wore very specific jumpsuits, and jumped very specific parachutes. My boss would talk to them on the radio, telling them when to turn etc, so they would land back at the airport. Well, I put a fully licensed jumper on the plane with a couple of first timers, all in the student gear. She wore the radio, and did the opposite of everything he said, he was cussing a blue streak until she did a couple of advanced canopy turns and landed on target!

singleman960's photo
Wed 06/10/15 03:29 PM

I would ring 137 on the landline, hang up and the phone rings. One morning rang the number, not knowing where the ex was. I hear the ex running, crashes into the couch and then answers the phone to hear Can I have a cup of tea please? Hahahahaha I was told get your own lol.

Oh you little pitchfork !! laugh laugh

singleman960's photo
Wed 06/10/15 03:30 PM

I've got another skydiving one.... When I geared up the first jump students, they wore very specific jumpsuits, and jumped very specific parachutes. My boss would talk to them on the radio, telling them when to turn etc, so they would land back at the airport. Well, I put a fully licensed jumper on the plane with a couple of first timers, all in the student gear. She wore the radio, and did the opposite of everything he said, he was cussing a blue streak until she did a couple of advanced canopy turns and landed on target!
Did he find out that it was you who played the prank?

singleman960's photo
Wed 06/10/15 03:41 PM
Another prank that was played was one of my high school friend who used to drink a small carton of milk at dinner time. He would fold the top and put it on the floor and when our ( seniors) dinner break was over , the juniors came right after. It never failed this squirrely kid used to pop that milk carton with his foot. This went about for a long time until my friend decided to leave about a quarter of milk in it! well here comes this kid and raises his foot as high he could get it and POW!! The milk was splattered on a wall and and all over the floor! His eyes grew the size of golf balls and just like a scared squirrel took off at high speed out of there!! We had a good laugh at that!! laugh laugh

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 06/10/15 04:01 PM
Hahahahaha awesome.

SitkaRains's photo
Wed 06/10/15 04:19 PM
Ok just for you single man...

When I was in highschool we had a wood shop guy that drove a beetle bug.. He was a real azz...We had a blocked in bicycle area for our bikes. One night we were out and about and he had left his car at the school.
We the cheer leaders and football team decided to paint the bug red white and blue in the spirit of 76... Oh we did then to make it even better the football team guys picked it up and put it in the bicycle spot.

Well the paint job backfired on us.. He loved it... Now what some drunk azz teen agers can do is a whole different story when sober and they had to pick it back up out of there and place it back on the asphalt where it belonged...

He did mellow out a bit lol..God the year of 76 was a great year for pranks...

singleman960's photo
Wed 06/10/15 04:34 PM

Ok just for you single man...

When I was in highschool we had a wood shop guy that drove a beetle bug.. He was a real azz...We had a blocked in bicycle area for our bikes. One night we were out and about and he had left his car at the school.
We the cheer leaders and football team decided to paint the bug red white and blue in the spirit of 76... Oh we did then to make it even better the football team guys picked it up and put it in the bicycle spot.

Well the paint job backfired on us.. He loved it... Now what some drunk azz teen agers can do is a whole different story when sober and they had to pick it back up out of there and place it back on the asphalt where it belonged...

He did mellow out a bit lol..God the year of 76 was a great year for pranks...
I just love this 1970's era prank!! I can almost imagine myself there! Yea for 1976 pranks! drinks drinks

LTme's photo
Thu 06/11/15 05:17 AM
Here's an "urban legend" prank:

Some school students were scheduled to take a test they didn't want to take.
So rather than study for it, the "borrowed" (stole) 3 goats from a local farmer.
On the first goat they painted the number #1.
On the second goat they painted the number #2.
On the third goat they painted the number #4.

Then they released the three goats into the school building.

The principal discovered the problem before the scheduled opening of the school.

It took a while to assemble a team of goat wranglers. But once assembled, it only took them an hour and a half to catch goats #1, #2, & #4.
But the principal kept the school closed for the rest of the day while the goat wranglers searched for goat #3.