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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off d*cks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off p*ssys. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband : "That's where they held the auction." |
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oooh burn
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OUCH!!
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