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Kristi

New here, Hi everybody. I'm new to the office setting, but so far my favorite is making people THINK they overheard something. Walking up the stairs at my office building I frequently am with someone I know, we're usually chatting about whatever, and sometimes there's another person we don't know going down the stairs. As we pass in the hall I'll blurt out random phrases to whoever I'm talking with, just to make the other person wonder just what the hell we were talking about. Some of my favorites are:

"So I had to ask the guy,"what's with the monkey?"
"Why Coconuts? Do they feel better?"
"So then I knew what the banana was for."
"Does that kind of stain wash out?"
"Shhhh...there he is."
"The pony was OK but the mule hurt like hell."
"Still got that cat in your freezer?"

Of course, I'm also the same guy who put "baby Nike's" on the feet of all the belly-up dead armadillos on the highway between Waco and Stephenville.