Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call

Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.

Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo' mama so fat, when she needs to wipe her butt, she sends out a search party!

Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!

Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"

Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, “There's those missing jelly rolls!”

Yo mama's so stupid, she just stares at a can of frozen orange juice because it says, "Concentrate."

yo moms so fat she puts her belt on with a boomarang

yo mamas so stupid told her it was chili outside she ran out with a bowl and spoon

yo mamas gums so black she spit yoohoo

your moms so ugly they feed her with a slingshot

i've gotta remember these

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ''Great, triplets.''

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.

Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

You momma so fat when she fell down, I didn't want to lugh, but the ground was crackin up.

just as i thought. no one can beat my mad yo momma skills!

yo mama so fat she irons her clothes with a steam rollerin teh driveway

yo mamma so fat when she wears high heels she strike oil


yo mama teeth so yellow she put parkay outta buisness

Yo Mama is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo Mamas breathe is so bad her teeth moved out and go a restraining order.

Yo Mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.

Yo Mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo Mama smells so bad Speed Stick slowed down and stopped.

Yo Mama is so fat her shadow weighs 100lbs.

Yo Mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

yo mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravey rolled out.

yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

yo mama so fat her belt is the equater

ya mamas hair is so greazy she put havoline outta buisness.


ya mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck


ya mamas so tall she tripped and kicked jesus in the eye

yo momma so easy a cave man can do it

your momma's like shnucks: she makes it easy

yo momma so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon

yo momma so ugly ron jermy whouldnt **** her
yo momma so ugly the dog licks his butt every time he sees her
yo momma so nasty the roaches moved out
yo momma so stupid the a bag of rocks beat her in a flying compition

yo momma so fat she gets a diet coke with her big mac and says shes trying to lose weight

yo momma so ugly even ray charles be like that ***** ugly
yo momma so fat when she dose a push up the earth goes down
yo momma so stupid they wont let her compete in the special olympics

yo momma so ugly ron jermy whouldnt **** her
yo momma so ugly the dog licks his butt every time he sees her
yo momma so nasty the roaches moved out
yo momma so stupid the a bag of rocks beat her in a flying compition

yo momma so fat she gets a diet coke with her big mac and says shes trying to lose weight

yo momma so ugly even ray charles be like that ***** ugly
yo momma so fat when she dose a push up the earth goes down
yo momma so stupid they wont let her compete in the special olympics

well since i did put the challenge out there.....

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!