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You boys try too hard . I just smile and say hello . Works every time :-) I'm sure it has nothing to do with you ASSets right?  
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? What? Its the only one I can think of! 
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? What? Its the only one I can think of!
nerd!
He loves me! 
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i swear i really used this and it did work
if i was a little lost puppy and i followed you home would you keep me? |
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Edited by
realcarebear
on
Wed 05/13/15 07:45 PM
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��I got two one-way tickets to Kentucky. You wont want to leave when you get this lucky.
Lol |
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i swear i really used this and it did work if i was a little lost puppy and i followed you home would you keep me? Only if u promise not to poop on the carpet :-) lol.. that line is the bomb |
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You have beautiful eyes , can I buy you a drink.
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Me: "Hi....well your wish was granted."
Her: "Which was?" Me: "Me."
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Ive tried that and girls now a days are either stuck up or to full of themselves, even though to be honest they're not all that
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Ive tried that and girls now a days are either stuck up or to full of themselves, even though to be honest they're not all that 
EVERYBODY is beautiful! If you don't think they're "all that" why approach them? They may have sniffed you out and this is why they seem stuck up or full of themselves. Simple defense mechanism. In order for them to believe your approach you gotta believe it and mean it! Why do you think you see fat slobs like me with "hot" chicks - we got game (and chocolate)! 
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I just lost quite a bit of weight, you think I could get into your pants now?
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