whatever a man sews-will rip

nowadays when you see a man and his son, the one with the beard is the sun.

even if a man understood women, he still wouldnt believe it.

a happily married man has a wife who cooks, a wife who makes love like a rabbit, and a wife who works while he stays home. and if he's lucky, the three will never meet.

some men started in perfect circles and end up in the worst triangles.

the man who says he can understand women id either a psychiatrist, or in need of one.

the "weaker" sex is the stronger sex because of the stronger sex's weakness for the "weaker" sex.