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Topic: WHERE IS EVERYBODY???
JustScribbles Joined Thu 04/02/15 Posts: 1091	Thu 04/30/15 06:25 PM
No. That is a lie. It's 2 inches. Don't believe them. It was really cold when she made that measurement. And she didn't say a word 'bout the big hat and belt buckle, y'know!~Lots o'stuff's bigger in Tejas. Honest.

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Thu 04/30/15 06:31 PM
Spiders are bigger maybe.

SuzQ66 Joined Thu 03/26/15 Posts: 1969	Thu 04/30/15 06:47 PM
peeks around the corner.... I'm still here

lifebythedrop8 Joined Thu 04/30/15 Posts: 1	Thu 04/30/15 06:49 PM Edited by lifebythedrop8 on Thu 04/30/15 06:49 PM
Texas …. is bigger

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Thu 04/30/15 06:50 PM
Do you eat oranges?

litte123 Joined Fri 04/17/15 Posts: 1	Thu 04/30/15 06:52 PM
Hey

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 04/30/15 06:57 PM
Hey Best....Topic.....EVER!!!!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 04/30/15 06:58 PM
I'm too busy getting ready for bed

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 04/30/15 07:02 PM
what do you do before you go to bed..?..ohh.. okay that's a topic right there.. and what do you sleep in as well.. ...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 04/30/15 07:03 PM
oh yeah I almost forgot.. raises his hand in the air.. I'm here... kind of..lol.. sort of.. .. a little bit.. you might say I'm not all here..lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 04/30/15 07:07 PM
Stop ^^.. you're making my penis hurt..lmao

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 04/30/15 07:12 PM


SuzQ66 Joined Thu 03/26/15 Posts: 1969	Thu 04/30/15 07:20 PM
goofy why does he have a silly grin on his face .. 'Cause he's gettin sum!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 04/30/15 07:22 PM
goofy why does he have a silly grin on his face .. Because the girl has big boobies??????

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Thu 04/30/15 07:33 PM
Present....time for sleeping... back in a couple of hours.....

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Thu 04/30/15 07:54 PM
Oh goofy you read my mind ..., Do you know a study showed that your wages may affect your preferred breast size ... Iam ...you may be Interested in this too ... It is no secret that men like breasts. On the scale of things guys really, really like, they are somewhere near the top, just above ... literally anything else... And while lazy generalizations would suggest that bigger is always better, the truth is that there are plenty of men out there who prefer smaller boobs. And weirdly, they may be the very ones we associate with having porn star sized trophy wives.In a bizarre experiment, 266 men were recruited from across the socioeconomic spectrum. They were each then shown pictures of five women with varying breast sizes and asked to rate their attractiveness. By a wide margin, .....poorer men preferred the women with comically large breasts, while the rich guys were cool with less top-heavy girls. Interestingly, the correlation remained consistent across the scale .. the poorest liked the biggest breasts, the middle earners liked middle sized breasts, and the top earners preferred tiny breasts. As a doubly weird bonus, a second experiment by the team revealed that large breasts are also preferred by hungry men, meaning that the thought process that governs our choice of girlfriend may well be the same as that which governs our choice of McBreakfast each morning. well now that would explain why I got this line of hungry, poor dudes following me around all the time

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Thu 04/30/15 07:58 PM
stop feeding the neighborhood!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 04/30/15 07:58 PM
So according to these studies, I need to find me a big boob gal whilst in line for my Egg McMuffin. Ok....got it!

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Thu 04/30/15 08:00 PM
stop feeding the neighborhood! feed em once and ya know they gonna follow you around and ya can't get rid of em

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Thu 04/30/15 08:07 PM
So according to these studies, I need to find me a big boob gal whilst in line for my Egg McMuffin. Ok....got it! I dont buy McDonald's goof . but does that just come In One size ? He's going to take that new job offer and go with the little fries.