So I'm on this really nifty date, and this beautiful red head with the gigantic gravity defying knockers seems to be really into me, which is strange, because most dates I'm on the women are only mildly interested, and even then it's only because we're at a shoe store and I pull out my wallet.
Anyways, I'm sipping on some wine and pulling the leftover lobster out of my gold tooth with a toothpick when she stuns me by asking if I would like to come over to her place and check out her antique knick knacks. Well, seeing as how I have an infatuation with all things knickknackish, I readily agree, hiding my growing bulge by not turning sideways. (no sense blocking the aisle)
Any ways, to make a short story long, (didn't I just do that?) I take her home and she is as frisky as a cat knee deep in catnip and so I reciprocate, playing kissy face and following her dangerous cat curves with doggy paws which clearly prove she has the world's greatest body, bar none.
Well off comes the top and my tongue is dangling along the hardwood floor and so I assume her bottom is fair game for unveiling also. I make a play for it but she unexpectedly taps my hand and whispers that she may have a little extra down there if I know what she means. I tell her I don't know what she means and she says that her "bat is uncut."
I remain clueless as to what 'an uncut bat' is until it suddenly dawns on me why she was so eager to showcase her wares. 'She' is actually a 'he,' with super model looks.
She asks me if I would like her to 'top,' and I cringe, not knowing the lingo. A part of me wonders if I am in for a 'stretching' good time if I stick around and so I politely bolt, asking her for a rain check.
I kind of hit a dry spell lately where getting 'suitable dates' are concerned and so my next question is how long do you think a rain check should be good for???!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's discuss more.....in depth....about these knockers that were gravity defying.

Yeah right! Bet you left that house as bow-legged as Yosemite Sam, from the cartoons?

She's gonna roofie you,
and steal dat gold toof.

Run, Forest! Run!

A guy cooked for me. His only topic was about Ghandi.

I gave him second chance and dated him again. He gave my number on that day to his 'phone sex buddy'. She called me on that date and gave me tips about the sex and his favorite position.


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Your date was so much worse than mine!

OP redmist is that you?

What was your first question?

Was it "didn't I just do that?" (make a short story long)

If roughly one paragraph is a "long" story to you, then I think you're lying about the whole "(no sense blocking the aisle)" reference to your penis size.


30 days. That's usually pretty generous.

Some places only give you 1 week.

Although, some grocery stores allow for non expiring ones.

And some stores are willing to honor their competitors rain checks.

So, I'd shop around for a little while before cashing it in, if it's within the allotted time.

You poor thing. The look on your face would have been funny when you found out. Lol

Raincheck should be no longer then your growing bulge.