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Ewwwe gross
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Ewwwe gross The law of the jungle is "Eat or be eaten!" |
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Barricade the front door, seal the windows, destroy the stairs and nurse a bottle of Captain Morgan's, waiting for it to all blow over...
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You might need more than one bottle...lol... :-)
I guess making and running a still would be something to add in... besides the recreational use 
it can be used as a disinfectant 
fuel for the vehicles as a weapon 
and for a trade item 
 
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Mmmmm Safer in numbers I would find a like minded group of people Build a safe fence around a section of homes grow food Find strong caring leaders that has brains great long term storage space too... always comes in handy |
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I have my own plan, and I'm sticking to it.
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Lol...and if that doesn't work...
...grab a meat poncho... 
...or a couple pets... (like Michonne)
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How would you survive the Zombie apocalypse? Watch THE WALKING DEAD. |
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How would you survive the Zombie apocalypse? Watch THE WALKING DEAD. Uh, during a zombie attack, we would all be watching the walking dead, but we wouldn't be using TVs to do so. |
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Make it mandatory that all bodies that aren't cremated have there lower legs removed.
Guaranteed to bring the zombie apocalypse to a crawl. |
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Ammunition is a finite resource. Effective while you have it; when ya don't your empty weapon is a clunky sort o'club and it ain't too efficient. Plan ahead. Consider proficiency with edged weapons, a katana, machete or even a kukri or big ol' Bowie knife makes for an effective weapon and a useful tool when you're not busy fending off critters. WOOHOO!!! Melee out this *****!! |
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Make it mandatory that all bodies that aren't cremated have there lower legs removed. Guaranteed to bring the zombie apocalypse to a crawl. i always had the same thoughts, never aim the machine guns at the chests, aim at the legs/knees... |
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Its either I will faint to death or I will have an adrenaline rush when i see zombies crawl.
I bet zombies in real life wont look like those on Plants V.S. Zombies. 
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