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Topic: Belly on up to the Bar
Sherilynn2 Joined Sun 02/23/14 Posts: 102	Fri 04/17/15 02:36 PM
hello.. how is everyone doin? I will take a beer, please anything on tap good. thanks Welcome Sheri, how's your day going Its good sweetie, how was yours? thanks for asking

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 02:37 PM
I guess if I can't have .. are you don't have any .. pulled pork poutine.. Hmm. popcorn if it's not too much trouble..lol.. no I'm good! the drink was nice thanks.. Could I get you another then?

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 02:38 PM
Welcome Sheri, how's your day going Its good sweetie, how was yours? thanks for asking Better than most I guess

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 04/17/15 02:40 PM
I guess if I can't have .. are you don't have any .. pulled pork poutine.. Hmm. popcorn if it's not too much trouble..lol.. no I'm good! the drink was nice thanks.. Could I get you another then? .. no but thanks !..I'm driving.. just the tab please..lol..

Sherilynn2 Joined Sun 02/23/14 Posts: 102	Fri 04/17/15 02:40 PM
Welcome Sheri, how's your day going Its good sweetie, how was yours? thanks for asking Better than most I guess thanks for the beer hunnie. mmm sooo refreshing well babe its better than a bad day right? looks like you have a lot of customers this evening. this is good.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 04/17/15 02:42 PM
you know what! it's Friday give me everybody's tab.. and give yourself a nice big tip as well....lol..

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 02:46 PM
A guy goes into a bar and everyone is pointing and gesturing at him, laughing at his unusual stature...........A very big man with a very small head. The bartender serves him his first few drinks and curiosity gets the better of him and he ask "Sir, whats with the small head" The man in disgust replies to the bartender "I was out fishing one day and I hooked a mermaid. I got her in the boat and she proclaimed 'you have captured me, I am required to grant you one wish' to which I responded that I would like to make love to her. She denied saying that mermaids cannot make love to humans, so I asked then if she could give me a little head."

Sherilynn2 Joined Sun 02/23/14 Posts: 102	Fri 04/17/15 02:48 PM
you know what! it's Friday give me everybody's tab.. and give yourself a nice big tip as well....lol.. Thanks no1, that was really nice. You must of had a great day? hmm

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 02:50 PM Edited by needsum12luv on Fri 04/17/15 02:52 PM
you know what! it's Friday give me everybody's tab.. and give yourself a nice big tip as well....lol.. a fool and his money are soon parted, but thanks jk, nothing personal

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 04/17/15 02:53 PM
yes the divorce made sure of that..lmao...

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 02:56 PM
Welcome Sheri, how's your day going Its good sweetie, how was yours? thanks for asking Better than most I guess thanks for the beer hunnie. mmm sooo refreshing well babe its better than a bad day right? looks like you have a lot of customers this evening. this is good. yes happy hour is starting soon so they should be flocking in here any minute

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Fri 04/17/15 02:57 PM
Long Island ice tea .

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 02:59 PM
Long Island ice tea . Kiss..........good to see you

Sherilynn2 Joined Sun 02/23/14 Posts: 102	Fri 04/17/15 03:01 PM
well before the crowd comes rolling in im going home. thanks for the beer no1. take care hunnie

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Fri 04/17/15 03:01 PM
Long Island ice tea . Kiss..........good to see you thank you ;) wanna take tequila shot

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 03:02 PM
yes the divorce made sure of that..lmao... don't remind me

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 03:04 PM
Long Island ice tea . Kiss..........good to see you thank you ;) wanna take tequila shot anything else?

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 03:05 PM
well before the crowd comes rolling in im going home. thanks for the beer no1. take care hunnie you too Sheri, careful driving home

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 04/17/15 03:28 PM Edited by no1phD on Fri 04/17/15 03:30 PM
Long Island ice tea . ..hi.. allow me to introduce myself my name is no one...phD.. .. I couldn't help but notice you came in here by yourself.... and what I mean by couldn't help but notice... . I couldn't help but notice.. what all the other men in the room were noticing.. . like myself we were admiring your beauty.... And your grace... the way the whole room took notice when you entered... I thought maybe... they were doing a fashion magazine shoot here..... because you look like a supermodel...... Hmm..but I was wondering perhaps if I may well that is if you would allow me !to keep you company.. ..... to be honest I just don't like drinking by myself.... that is unless you are waiting for someone else of course..... .

needsum12luv Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 472	Fri 04/17/15 03:39 PM
Long Island ice tea . ..hi.. allow me to introduce myself my name is no one...phD.. .. I couldn't help but notice you came in here by yourself.... and what I mean by couldn't help but notice... . I couldn't help but notice.. what all the other men in the room were noticing.. . like myself we were admiring your beauty.... And your grace... the way the whole room took notice when you entered... I thought maybe... they were doing a fashion magazine shoot here..... because you look like a supermodel...... Hmm..but I was wondering perhaps if I may well that is if you would allow me !to keep you company.. ..... to be honest I just don't like drinking by myself.... that is unless you are waiting for someone else of course..... . Excuse me Kiss, is this man bothering you?