Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
One guy says,
"So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well,"
says the second guy,
"After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says,
"After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Last guy says,
"When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my d*ck on the curtain. Drives her f*cking nuts!"

i would never do the last one, i want to keep my penis

lol!!

im so gonna do them, and the last 1 for shock value and see wat she does


if i ever get marriedz

or lose my virginity