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there's this guy who is so unlukcy, he made love to and inflatable doll, and her inflatable husband came in and beat him up
he's so unlucky, he got a kidney transplant from a bedwetter he has no luck. he went to the big city, hid his money in his sock, and a midget picked his ankle he ahs no luck. his inflatable doll just ran off with his airbag if it was rainng soup, he'd be standing outside with a fork he's very unlucky. last week his swimming pool burned down a man lay dying, his wife by his side. in a voice barely more than a whisper, he says to his wife "dear, you've been with me through everything. remember when i tripped on that rake and broke my ankle? you were there. when i lost my business, you were there. now i'm weak and ill, and here you are again. you know dear, i think your bad luck!" he's got no luck. he put a seashell to his ear and got a busy signal. i know a guy who was sued by his wife for sterility, so he hired a lawyer. then a girl sued him for fathering her child. he got another lawyer. HE LOST BOTH CASES! luck is looking for a needle in the hay stack and finding the farmers daughter. luck is when you marry a woman for love and find out later shes got money |
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