Topic: stupid basketball coach
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Mon 10/08/07 11:27 AM
A college basketball coach discovered a young highschool student who was a dream come true. he was 7'4" and never missed a basket.
unfortunately, he wasnt an academic whiz.
the coach begged the academic dean to admit the young man.
the dean agreed saying "if he can answer three questions he'll be admitted."
the young man is brought before the dean who askes
"how much is two and two?"
the young man thought and thought, finally he says "four"
the dean went on "how much is four and four?"
the young amn began to sweat and after awhile said "eight"
for the final question the dean asked "how much is eight and eight?"
the young man is sweating furiously. after and eternity he says "sixteen"
with that the coach fell to his knees and said to the dean
"please! give him another chance!!"