1. your getting old if you remember when radios plugged into the wall and tooth brushes didnt

2.you're aging when dialing lon distance wears you out

3.your getting old when the little old lady you help across the street is your wife

4.your aging when you worry because you dont have any symptoms

5.your aging if your pushing sixty and its pushing back

6.your aging when your sex drive turns into a putt

7.your geting old when your children begin to look middle aged.

8.your getting old when you spend more time looking at the menu than the waitress

9.aging isnt fair, the young dont know what to do and the old cant do what they know

10. your getting old when you smoke only after sex and it comes to a pack a year.

11.your getting on in years if your telephone cord is kinky and your sex isnt

12. aging is like reaching the top of a ladder and finding out its leaning against the wrong wall.

13.your old if when you were young the dead sea was still alive.

14. aging is when you can remember what you did yesterday only by what you did today

15. aging sucks. by the time you learn to behave yourself, there's nothing else you can do.

16. the trouble with aging is by the time we know what its about, we dont want to.

17.your getting old when you cant fool chili at dinner.

18. your aging when the partner you could have married looks like the one you did.

19.your aging hwen you feel terrible the morning after you had no fun the night before.

20.your getting on in years if your just as pretty as you ever were, but now it takes an hour longer.

21.your aging when you actions creak louder than your words

22. aging is the time in life when your get-up-and-go...did

23.you know your aging when everything hurts and what doesnt hurt, doesnt work.

24.your aging hwne it takes you three hours to undress and two to remember why.

25.growing older has its benefits. all the music you like is in the bargain bin.

26.your aging when your happy hour is a nap.

27.when your old, you cant date women your age because there arent any.

28.the older you get, the greater you were.

29.your aging when your biological urge has become an occasional nudge.

30.your getting old when you know what a balloon payment is.

ott oh...........