1.never play poker with a guy named ace!

2.never borrow money from a finance company whos name is nunzio or vito

3.its always better to give than recieve, especially if your a fighter

4.advice can be very good, especially if it doesnt interfere with your plans

5.advice: always pass it on because you wont use it

6.if you know the difference between good and bad advice, you dont need advice

7.i finally figured out why god amde man first: he didnt want a woman behind hi advising him on how to create man

8.dont hesitate to give advice. it passes the time and nobody listens to you anyways

9.when arguing with a stupid person, make sure he isnt doing the same