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Topic: >>>Breakup lines<<<<
joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 04/05/15 04:31 AM
whats up every body here?? Amanda. It's about break up lines, is that your one

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sun 04/05/15 04:43 AM
I think this would work: I like you, but 5" just isn't enough for me. 5"??

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Sun 04/05/15 12:49 PM
I like you as a friend. I don't think you are the one for me, sorry. I can't tonight I have to do my hair. Oh I can't do tomorrow either washing is calling my name. Sorry. And if the message is not received then I say I'm not into you NEXT.

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Sun 04/05/15 12:58 PM Edited by Pinkbunny43 on Sun 04/05/15 12:58 PM
"I just can't take the bad sex anymore" "I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my azz." "Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you." "My cat doesn't like you." "I'd rather masturbate than be with you."

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sun 04/05/15 03:13 PM
I like your brother better.

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Sun 04/05/15 03:16 PM
There's the door make sure it don't smack you in the arse on the way out.

TyphoonMk1b Joined Sun 04/05/15 Posts: 290	Sun 04/05/15 05:03 PM
"I have to send you back to your parents before warranty expires and i am stuck with you for life"

JustScribbles Joined Thu 04/02/15 Posts: 1091	Sun 04/05/15 05:08 PM
"Wanna grab a beer after I'm done meeting with my parole officer?"

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sun 04/05/15 08:24 PM
---------I like you as a friend.------- Lmao this one those I do understand but hate to hear,I'd rather be hated then to be told that!!

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Mon 04/06/15 12:25 PM
I'm trying to let them down nicely. When they don't get it then I bring on the harder ones. Lol

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Mon 04/06/15 01:52 PM
I'm trying to let them down nicely. When they don't get it then I bring on the harder ones. Lol I'm the exact same way lol!!

Valeris Joined Wed 01/21/15 Posts: 453	Mon 04/06/15 09:49 PM
LOOKING FOR THAT PERECT WAY TO DUMP THE GARBAGE IN YOUR LIFE? soyouvebeendumped.com (#SYBD) http://www.soyouvebeendumped.com/blog/lounge/dumped-lines/ * * OR, MAKE A REAL STATEMENT THAT WON'T BE FORGOTTEN:

Unknow Joined Thu 03/12/15 Posts: 2	Tue 04/07/15 03:53 PM
"your ex is gorgeous!!" "who??" "ME! BYE"

JustScribbles Joined Thu 04/02/15 Posts: 1091	Tue 04/07/15 04:21 PM
Silly. Of course it's not communicable.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Tue 04/07/15 04:23 PM
You need a boob job or it's over

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Tue 04/07/15 04:24 PM
I'm sorry, I didn't notice that your head is not symmetrical at first.

JustScribbles Joined Thu 04/02/15 Posts: 1091	Tue 04/07/15 04:46 PM
<singing> Ain't no mountains high enough. Ain't no river wide enough to keep me away from you... But I haven't given up hope.

durrtruestory Joined Tue 04/07/15 Posts: 2	Tue 04/07/15 05:44 PM
"I'm sorry but the little things are big things to me so I can't be in this relationship with you anymore"

philuch Joined Fri 10/24/14 Posts: 11	Wed 04/08/15 04:33 PM
Well, my dear we are quitters

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Thu 04/09/15 02:32 PM
I'm trying to let them down nicely. When they don't get it then I bring on the harder ones. Lol I'm the exact same way lol!! Sometimes I give them other options. Like wow look at her!