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Q: WHY DON'T PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN THE MORNING?
A: EVER TRIED TO OPEN A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH? MY BUDDY TEXT ME THIS ONE FRIDAY Q: WHAT DID THE VIBRATOR SAY TO THE BANANNA? A: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR SHAKING SHE'S GONNA EAT ME |
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Q: Why do men like Blow jobs so much?
A: Because its the only thing they can get straight in a woman's head. yeah my g/f texted me that a couple days ago...thought it was hilarious. |
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Bacon & Eggs walk into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, you'll have to leave. We don't serve breakfast here." |
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why do hippos have sex under water?
cause there is no other way to keep 500lbs of p*Ssy wet! |
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