Topic: Duz Da Fuzz on my Bellz | |
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.....turn you off?
I really do try to keep sleek earz, eyebrowz, and nostrilz!! The nosestache....not a good look!!!.....but...... ....Shoot!!! These days every hipster and his daddy has a "designer beard". Most women I know, equate this to being a total DB! My girl likes the "look" of my 5 o'clock shadow, but it is a different story when we hug. Sometimes I think I should clear the "light" carpet in front to show off my killer 12 pack, but she didn't fall for metro boy. I think I will just try to smell halfway decent and take my chances. So girls, how do you like your ape? |
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What's bellz? I thought you meant something else.
I like men clean shaven. |
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I like bellz for charity and those for fancy dress....but the bellz held for pleasure are the bellz that I like best.
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Good grief. Sigh
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For whom the fuzzy bellz tollz.
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How did I get suckered into answering this topic?
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sat 03/28/15 09:40 PM
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To allz zee above!!! hahahaha (you freegin KILL me Pancho!) |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
on
Sat 03/28/15 09:40 PM
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double |
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How did I get suckered into answering this topic? Like zee mozz to zee flame. You came, for zee fuzzy bellz. |
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I feel dirty! *runs away screaming*
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How did I get suckered into answering this topic? Like zee mozz to zee flame. You came, for zee fuzzy bellz. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha! |
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Jumps into a lake, starts scrubbing vigorously and praying loudly!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Noooooo!!!!
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Perhapz zhe needz zee razzor'
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Zumzing about hyzterical zcreaming wimminz,
Zends shiverz through my fuzzy bellz. |
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No onez wantz to hearz about zyour shiverzing fuzzy bellz!
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No onez wantz to hearz about zyour shiverzing fuzzy bellz! Um yez we do! |
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Nya nya
Zo zere you haz it Fuzzy bellz Beach. |
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