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Topic: Duz Da Fuzz on my Bellz
Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:17 PM
.....turn you off?

I really do try to keep sleek earz, eyebrowz, and nostrilz!! The nosestache....not a good look!!!.....but......

....Shoot!!! These days every hipster and his daddy has a "designer beard". Most women I know, equate this to being a total DB! My girl likes the "look" of my 5 o'clock shadow, but it is a different story when we hug.

Sometimes I think I should clear the "light" carpet in front to show off my killer 12 pack, but she didn't fall for metro boy. I think I will just try to smell halfway decent and take my chances.

So girls, how do you like your ape?

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Sat 03/28/15 09:22 PM
What's bellz? I thought you meant something else.

I like men clean shaven.

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:28 PM
I like bellz for charity and those for fancy dress....but the bellz held for pleasure are the bellz that I like best.

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Sat 03/28/15 09:32 PM
Good grief. Sigh

panchovanilla's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:33 PM
For whom the fuzzy bellz tollz.

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Sat 03/28/15 09:36 PM
How did I get suckered into answering this topic? frustrated

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:37 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 03/28/15 09:40 PM
rofl rofl rofl

To allz zee above!!! hahahaha


(you freegin KILL me Pancho!)

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:39 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 03/28/15 09:40 PM
oops

double

panchovanilla's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:40 PM

How did I get suckered into answering this topic? frustrated

Like zee mozz to zee flame.
You came, for zee fuzzy bellz.

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Sat 03/28/15 09:41 PM
I feel dirty! *runs away screaming*

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Sat 03/28/15 09:42 PM
rofl

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:42 PM


How did I get suckered into answering this topic? frustrated

Like zee mozz to zee flame.
You came, for zee fuzzy bellz.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha!

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Sat 03/28/15 09:42 PM
rofl

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Sat 03/28/15 09:43 PM
Jumps into a lake, starts scrubbing vigorously and praying loudly!!!

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Sat 03/28/15 09:44 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Noooooo!!!!

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:45 PM
Perhapz zhe needz zee razzor'

panchovanilla's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:46 PM
Zumzing about hyzterical zcreaming wimminz,
Zends shiverz through my fuzzy bellz.

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:50 PM
No onez wantz to hearz about zyour shiverzing fuzzy bellz!

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Sat 03/28/15 09:51 PM

No onez wantz to hearz about zyour shiverzing fuzzy bellz!


Um yez we do!

panchovanilla's photo
Sat 03/28/15 09:53 PM
Nya nya
Zo zere you haz it
Fuzzy bellz Beach.
rofl

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