there is nothing wrong with him that reincarnation wont cure.

the cost of living is so high, why do you bother?

honey, how many peeping toms have you cured?

he was the last born in his family, he was enough to discourage anybody.

she's not in "who's who" but she's in "whats that?"

"are you trying to make a fool of me?"
"no! i woudld never interfere with nature!"

he's unlucky, he spent 500$ getting his bad breath cured, then found out nobody liked him anyways

i think his incubator blew a fuse

you could be brainwashed with an eye dropper

he's very versatile, he can do anything wrong

he doesnt act stupid, its the real thing.