the unluckiest man in the world was the guy who from birth never had anything nice happen to him.
he was abandoned by his parents.
growing up, he ahd every child disease known to man
no matter how hard he worked he never advanced at owrk and never got a single raise in pay.
he died the day after his insurance lapsed.
the city had to bury him so a hearse was sent over.
it picked him up, but on the way to the cemetery,the hearse got a flat tire.
by the time the flat was repaired there was a terrible snowstorm.
eventually they got thim to the cemetery, where the ground was so hard he had to be creamated instead.
on the way back from the creamatorium a blizzard struck.
the hearse was stuck in the cold muck, and in order to get it going again, they had to use his ashes for traction.
THAT WAS AN UNLUCKY MAN!