Now I know I havent known you very long, And I shouldnt be asking you this so soon but I need it really bad, I havent had it in so long and I can feel it going in my mouth nice and hard and then coming out nice and soft. I can already taste the juices from it runny down my throat, but anyways I am going to stop beating around the bush and just tell you want I really want.................................




















































Could I please have a piece of gum?




I know. Your mind was in the gutter as well.

Good one Tom. How you been???

That is quite the opener there UK. I'll have to remember that one. Shock value is always a good hook to get dates.