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Somebody once asked me how long was my [Phallic Organ] was ...
"Come On!" she said, "Is it 10, 11, 12, inches long?" I calmly replied, "10 inches long...? I don't fold it in half for anyone."
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Knock Knock
Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy |
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Knock Knock Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy
Tell us why you're single? |
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Knock Knock Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy
Tell us why you're single? Knock Knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets, I think your keys are there |
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Tell us why you're single? Haven't found an honest, respectful man yet. ummmm, that's a fantastic kisser. |
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because the men around here is either gay or married
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Lmao
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because the men around here is either gay or married
Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...
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because the men around here is either gay or married
Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...
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All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead.
Yep. I'm going to die alone.
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All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead. Yep. I'm going to die alone.
Now there's a tasty treat
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Not single, but going to be soon. There is a long list but here are the top two...
My children and I deserve better Lack of communication |
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All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead. Yep. I'm going to die alone.
Lol
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Yes
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when it comes to me!.. do you really have to ask..!.... did not think so.lmao no1phD! Let me guess! The reason you're single
Am I right? He didn't comment, so maybe he has a little weena ha ha
seriously well he better stop working on me
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because the men around here is either gay or married
Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 03/15/15 03:19 PM
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when it comes to me!.. do you really have to ask..!.... did not think so.lmao no1phD! Let me guess! The reason you're single
Am I right? He didn't comment, so maybe he has a little weena ha ha
seriously well he better stop working on me
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thanks for the great tips
Dat ing in Pakistan <a href="http://www.pakistaniescortservices.com>Dat ing in Pakistan</a> |
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