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Topic: "Instant Replay"..This one's for the guys!..lol...
ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 03/01/15 11:12 AM
"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! � Nice one Leigh! Armani? Snazzy dresser? You and my missus would get on? Ha ha TY Messi!!!.... I'm glad you likey!... ...Kisses to the wee one and hugs to your missus! Nae bother Leigh, we're in Inverary, in Argyll today and might stay in Oban, overnight and home in the morning. Stunning up here, but i got wee kick up the arse from the missus for saying I was going fishing! "stunning DOWN there. "N thats what she said"..lol Sounds Awesome,I want to eventually take advantage of my European citizenship and buy a "inside" sailboat down there or Spain.would be a nice getaway. Nope, up there is what I meant about where I am, as it's north of Glasgow, Pony. So it's up there to me! If you buy a boat you'd love it here. Might do that after I retire some day and pass the business onto my sons and grandkid. The oldest one wants it just now, but he'll have to wait a good while yet, as I'm still in my prime just now. Spain's good also pony! got ya..I thought you were in the Mediterranean but boating up there would sure open your eyes as well. some of those narrows in the ebb n flow look like you'd be wise to navigate at slack tide.Claimed many a boats/lives. We have some good ones here. One famous one here between Vancouver Island and the mainland (Johnson straight)One would have gone through there had they taken an Alaska cruise. In 1958 they blasted up ripple rock to make it safer to pass. At the time it was known as the biggest man made explosion to date (non nuclear) see: ripple rock explosion. would be a video too

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Sun 03/01/15 11:30 AM Edited by messi_is_a_tim_1888 on Sun 03/01/15 11:38 AM
Ooops, double post!

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Sun 03/01/15 11:31 AM
"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! � Nice one Leigh! Armani? Snazzy dresser? You and my missus would get on? Ha ha TY Messi!!!.... I'm glad you likey!... ...Kisses to the wee one and hugs to your missus! Nae bother Leigh, we're in Inverary, in Argyll today and might stay in Oban, overnight and home in the morning. Stunning up here, but i got wee kick up the arse from the missus for saying I was going fishing! "stunning DOWN there. "N thats what she said"..lol Sounds Awesome,I want to eventually take advantage of my European citizenship and buy a "inside" sailboat down there or Spain.would be a nice getaway. Nope, up there is what I meant about where I am, as it's north of Glasgow, Pony. So it's up there to me! If you buy a boat you'd love it here. Might do that after I retire some day and pass the business onto my sons and grandkid. The oldest one wants it just now, but he'll have to wait a good while yet, as I'm still in my prime just now. Spain's good also pony! got ya..I thought you were in the Mediterranean but boating up there would sure open your eyes as well. some of those narrows in the ebb n flow look like you'd be wise to navigate at slack tide.Claimed many a boats/lives. We have some good ones here. One famous one here between Vancouver Island and the mainland (Johnson straight)One would have gone through there had they taken an Alaska cruise. In 1958 they blasted up ripple rock to make it safer to pass. At the time it was known as the biggest man made explosion to date (non nuclear) see: ripple rock explosion. would be a video too Think I saw that before on a documentary channel on Sky TV Pony? Could be wrong and could be right there? Booked into a hotel just there. The missus drove earlier from Inverary, to Oban, cos it's her car we took (Audi TT ) but she doesn't like me driving it, as she said I think I'm Lewis Hamilton, at the wheel? Ha ha, she's right though, as it's a nippy wee car and handles well. Might stay up here until Tuesday, who knows?